Dear friends, man oh man, vhat a veek! And now, Wegetable Vednesday called on account of veather! I didn’t have what it took to brave the vindy vet, and now the plumber says too, sorry ma’am, no vater neither!
A lifetime of experience says, now may be the time to take a wee vacation! So I leave you now, but see you Friday! And soon will come wegetables of course, but sveets too, because we deserve them!